These People

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Scott

Illustrator / Writer / Co-Creator

Scott Ladzinski likes to draw, a lot. He likes it so much that he draws in every library book he checks out. Born the son of a poor, Polish basket weaving immigrant, Scott initially decided to pursue a career in dish washing before concluding that he was allergic to soap, water, and manual labor. The next day he faked a back injury, filed for unemployment, and his life hasn't been the same ever since. Now a jolly ward of the state, Scott spends as much time as possible trying to figure out how not to work rather than doing anything productive. Scott would like to give a shout out to all those cheerleaders he went to Middle School with. Remember when you all used to laugh at him for drawing swords and dragons instead of paying attention to the teacher? Guess what? Now he spends his time making up stories about two idiots that live with a cow!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?

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Aaron

Contributing Writer / Co-Creator

The last in a long lineage of Ceramic Fish Mongers, Aaron DuMoulin is a shining beacon of hope to a dying breed of manliness. His desire to overcome fate drove him in and out of many professions, Fry Cook at a popular yet not to be named hamburger joint, Oyster Shucker, Sewer Dredger, and at one point, for three days, he even held a lofty political position for the city of Chicago (hanging chads be damned). Despite these improvements over his heritage, Aaron wanted, neigh, CRAVED more. Regardless of how much he hates it, Aaron is a fantastic writer, a brilliant thinker and an enlightened intellectual. His work has been published on dozens of bathroom walls across this great nation and thousands of public forums across the internet. With all these accomplishments behind him, he has settled down into a life of mediocrity writing this comic.