We set out to create a comic that doesn't suck, and Men of Myth doesn't suck, so as you can see, we accomplished our goal and you get to reap the benefits. We are dedicated to making you laugh, isn't that all the really matters? We named our comic "Men of Myth" because it's a satirical statement about the three losers in our story. Now, despite the fact that our characters share the same names as us please understand this is more out of laziness than creative choices or trying to showcase in an artistic way the real things that happen in our lives. In fact, not a single event in this comic is drawn from real life, well, except for the talking cow part. The real challenge we face on a daily basis is trying to keep other comics from looking bad and not as funny as ours. Yes, it sounds egotistical, and maybe it is, but genius always seems egotistical in its own time period. Look at history, you don't ever hear about the people that aren't full of themselves! Alexander the Great, Napoleon, King Henry the 8th, Mother Theresa, all people with massive, over-inflated egos. You never read about John Elliot Smith the humble village Butcher or Samuel Livingston the passive town Blacksmith. Aaron and Scott will surely be accused of being "megalomaniacs" or "egotistical" or "pompous" but mark our words, hundreds of years from now kids in anti-gravity boots will be reading Men of Myth and giggling as they use their pan-dimensional jump hats to come visit us in the past.

So how did this all happen? Well, have you ever seen how quickly the average toilet will flush water? That's about how long it took us to come up with this crap. To be honest, the comic sort of evolves on its own, like molding cheese. The issue now is that Men of Myth has evolved and become so advanced it keeps drinking all the beer and wanting to stay up all night and watch television when we are supposed to be resting so we can work the next day. Not to bore you with details, but the other night Men of Myth watched the free Cinemax preview ALL WEEKEND, at full volume! Well we were so exhausted that neither of us could get up Monday for work and we were both fired. It's really lame too because we are almost out of frozen pizzas and.... sorry, back to the origins of the comic.

The comic is much like a food fight. We throw spaghetti at each other, duck, look at the wall and see what stuck. Unlike spaghetti however, our comic is still edible once it has been flung and it's gluten free. It is our hope that through the laughter you are guaranteed to experience while reading Men of Myth your saliva glands will drip like Pavlov’s puppies as you await the next issue. Should you not find the comic funny might we suggest growing a new sense of humor because it is overtly obvious how funny we are and how great Men of Myth is. What's the point? Well, if you aren’t laughing, it’s YOUR fault, not ours. Unlike most bar fly women, Men of Myth does not get better with more beer, however it can enhance the experience. We don't condone that sort of behavior if you are under the legal age however; it’s just a broad, general statement that will probably be used to sue us someday.

Lastly and most important, Men of Myth does NOT support global warming, the slaughter of the rain forests, spiders or The Kardashians. We do however support snuggling, being kind to your fellow humans and watching beautiful women from a safe, non-threatening, non-sexually harassing distance. We truly hope that you enjoy our creation, and if you don't, feel free to never tell us.

You're welcome.